Quick and Easy

Text: A.S.H. Pelikan • 1981
– Die Originalversion von “Locker, leicht und schick” –

1) Friday night I go out, I do it quick and easy
friday night I’m around, walking heavy and slow
friday night I go out, I do it quick and easy
I’m going down to the Diamond Rose
and hit the first guy that I meet right onto his –

I don’t care if it’s a tiny one
I don’t care if it’s a fat one
I don’t care if it’s a swollen one
I even don’t care if it’s a wet one
down in the disco cellar, on that hot bloody nose apartment floor
down in the disco cellar, I’m gonna spend my friday nights

2) Friday night I go out, I do it quick and easy
friday night I’m around, walking heavy and slow
friday night I go out, I do it quick and easy
I’m ready for a female hit, I’m pretty horny and won’t quit
until I touch some –

I don’t care if it’s a tiny one
I don’t care if it’s a fat one
I don’t care if it’s a swollen one
I even don’t care if it’s a wet one
down in the disco cellar, where it’s jumping high and low
down in the disco cellar, I’m gonna spend my friday nights

3) Friday night I go out, I do it quick and easy
I’m gonna carry some girl home, then always do it on the floor
last week I had a pretty good one, she was round and squeaky
but then she took a good look at me and my partner
and she began to cry: “no

I don’t want that tiny one
hey, man, I need a fat one
if you can’t show me a swollen one
you got no chance to make me wet, son
I’m going back to the disco cellar, where the sticky prickies grow
back to the disco cellar, to get me a real nice wo-o-oh”
down in the disco cellar, where it’s jumping high and low
down in the disco cellar, I’m gonna spend my friday nights